A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Sometimes I wonder, who does that?

(A) Siapalah sanggup bazir wang SMS-chatting with strangers on #15?

Situation (a)
Ibu: Tau tak, Aunty *** chatting kat #15 tu? (Note: Aunty *** is Ibu’s close friend, amat rapat denganku, nenek kepada 2 orang cucu)
Me: Biar betul?
Ibu: Iya. Dia tak nak bagitau nama apa dia guna, tapi dia kata dia kat situ berfungsi sebagai pengutuk kepada pengutuk dan dia peminat Shawal.
Me: (Thinking: Now I know sorang)

Situation (b)
Membaca peperangan di #15. Some-girlish-nick wrote: Happy birthday to my kakak angkat, Kak whatever, who turned 13 today. That makes the writer, younger than 13? Now I know another (type).


(B) Siapalah yang rajin masuk fan clubs for artists/radio/tv?

Situation:
Pak Gad: Awak sahabat K*LFM? (Note: Pak Gad ini, aku teka umurnya, paling mudapun, 45)
Me: Haa? Apa tu?
Pak Gad: Sahabat K*uala L*umpur FM. Macam kelab peminat. Pakcik sahabat K*LFM. Seronok tau. Rugi kalau tak masuk.
Me: Oooh. Tak. (Thinking: Now I know one)


Note: The above situations are of course mere example, bukan generalization ya. Ngeh ngeh.