"No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, it's my right to be fat if I want to."
Guess who said that? It’s Benazir Bhutto. Way to go, girlfriend! But no, I am not just fat, I’m pregnant. And unlike some lucky pregnant women who have supermodel figure with adorable tiny tummy, I am one of those who mengembang bagai johan. Sad but true. High five, Jessica Simpson! Boo, Miranda Kerr!
When I was pregnant with Hadi, once I reached the 6th month, people started making guesses that I was carrying twins. Yes, that fat. Pfffttt. So thank you girls, you don’t have to actually point out to me that I look fat, because hey, I have mirrors at home! #OverlySensitivePregnantWomanMode :P Hahaha!
This is me this morning, all fat and happy. Look at my boy; at 3, he’s already half my height! Soon enough I’d have to mendongak to talk to this child of mine, who once lived inside me. Subhanallah :’)