Teach them well and let them lead the way
Pedophiles are the worst kind of maniac, kan? Sudahlah kau tu sex maniac, kau perlukan children to satisfy kau?! Yuck! How could one look at a child and think of sex? Yuck! You sick perverts! Who can we trust these days? Hampeh betul manusia sekarang. Aku rasa nak korek mata you maniacs, kemudian kelar-kelar badan dan lumur dengan air garam atas luka. Berkali-kali. Macam tak cukup extreme, tak mengapa, ada balasan di akhirat juga. At least 2 things we should remember when we have kids nanti: (1) Teach them to never trust strangers. Serious shit. Children are easy victims because they can be easily lured; (2) Never install web cam in their room. And be computer savvy yourself. It helps. But for now, to support the fight against child pornography, please oh please click HERE.
On another somber note, my baby camera is now undergoing a check-up selepas terhantuk di bahagian lensenya. As a result, I will not be having a camera for this raya! Of all the time! Ia perlulah rosak ketika mahu berhari raya?! My stuffs have this silly thing going on with them. Take my camera for instance, I was asking around di mana mahu trade-in kamera and I was vocal about how much I loved Yatt’s new camera. Kemudian, tiba-tiba, kameraku rosak! Selalu begini! Tahukah kalian apakah kepelikan barangan-baranganku? THEY LISTEN! Misteri.
Anyways, I baked 3 adunan(s) of tart nenas today, out of longing feeling for my baby camera. Although not baked dengan kasih sayang sepenuh jiwa, they do taste yummy good (konon). For the recipe, please view below:
The dough (Bahan A):
3 cawan tepung
1 biji kuning telur
250 g butter
3 sudu ice water
The jam/isi kandungan:
Blend nenas with some water and then cook with sugar (agak-agak) sehingga kering. Lebih mudah, do what I did. Ever since my Ibu retire from baking kuih raya and I took over, I have been buying the jam! Easier dan sedap!
CARA-CARA: Gaulkan semua Bahan A sehingga membentuk satu dough. Kemudian gunakan acuan untuk membentuk. It is up to you nak guna acuan tekan atau spread. I use spread. Lebih mudah dan cepat tapi lebih menyakitkan ibu jari. Kemudian masukkan jem nenas dan gulung-gulung. Calitkan sedikit kuning telur untuk golden effect. Bakar selama 15 minit pada 175 darjah celcius.
CAUTION: Pembuatan tart agak meletihkan terutamanya sekiranya anda adalah one-man-show seperti saya. Selain itu, selalunya akan ada semut yang cuba mendaki anda dan mengganggu kerana you will smell pineapplish-sweet (apakah?). Selamat mencuba!
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