The Mechanical Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marliza Yanti!

1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Marliza Yanti.
2. Marliza Yanti can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Marliza Yanti!
4. The air around Marliza Yanti is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Marliza Yanti would protect them from evil spirits!
6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Marliza Yanti.
7. Marliza Yanti will often glow under UV light.
8. The liquid inside Marliza Yanti can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
9. Marliza Yanti can not regurgitate.
10. Marliza Yanti cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.

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Sekiranya berdasarkan tafsiran ini, Marliza Yanti merasakan diri sendiri macam best la pulak. Eheh. And super hot too (refer No.4). Teehee.

Sis, instant amusement indeed. Ngee.