“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” - Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"
Do I look pregnant to you? Do I? Do I? I know I’m a bit on the chubby side lately. Okay maybe not a bit. I AM chubby. But to ask me whether I am pregnant?! I don’t think I look THAT chubby! You, you and you - yes the 3 of you who dared to ask – you are so mean! I know you did not mean to hurt my feeling but you did. Because no, I’m not pregnant, I’m just, ermm… still dealing with my post-pregnancy body issue. Sentap okay!
So it has been 5 months and I am still as chubby. Biarlah! Nangis karang baru tahu. Bluwek. It took 9 months (more in my case, of course) to gain all those pregnancy fat so can I not at least give myself another 9 months to get back to my pre-pregnancy body? I know it seems impossible to be as skinny as I was when I was 22 so I’m taking all the advice I got; to be kind to myself and accept that I am chubby. For now. Isk.
While breastfeeding helped me got back to my pre-pregnancy weight rather easily, I must say that it is also a major hindrance (“Major hindrance” sambil tabik – HIMYM fans’ inside joke) for further weight loss. Breastfeeding mothers would understand; you’re definitely gonna stay bigger you-know-where and yes, you don’t get to diet. But breastfeeding is not a valid excuse, right? There are many hot breastfeeding mothers, I know! Pffftt!
I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU, HEIDI KLUM!
Haish. Thank you Blogger, for merely existing, providing me with my very own space to bebel like nobody’s business. But the first person that had to suffer due to my internal suffering was of course lah the Hubby. The Yahoo Messenger conversation which started with “Hubby, Wifey sentap ni” was ended with a simple, comforting note: “Yang penting Hubby rasa Wifey tak gemuk. Hot and spicy.” Too sweet, no? But he is my husband! He is designed to make me feel better. Kah kah. I am a complex being. Most women are!
If you have given birth and feel fat, raise your hands in the air and scream with me, “I am chubby, not pregnant!” Boleh geng. Siapa kurus, pergi main jauh-jauh, tak mahu kawan.
Nak pergi join Foxy Farah sentap dengan Rozita Che Wan sebab dia ramai anak tapi hot. Pffftt!
aaaaaa, my weight from the first one is still there and now am munchin like nobody s business so i feel u bebeh! mari kita sama sentap dgn kejelitaaan RCW tu. hehe. oh dear, tutup telinga yg penting org yg designed utk happykan kita consistent ckp kita masih spt dulu. hehe. xoxo
ReplyDelete*angkat tangan* !(lamanya tak YM kan?)
ReplyDeleteHAha. Kebetulan baru tulis kat Facebook "I'm not fat. I'm just..buncit (skit)." Tak pa Kak Yanti. Step by step ok? Lama2 dapat la balik figure anak dara Kak Yanti. I know u dan do it! Yup, ada anak, bf etc etc bukan alasan untuk tidak berbody hot, no?
ReplyDeleteFoxy Farah: You tak apalah, you're pregnant (yeay!) :D
ReplyDeleteAyin: Tipu! (Rindu nak borak!)
Reena: Body anak dara? Itu mission impossible. Sekian. Haha.
Ala Am..bukannya gemok sangat pon..comel per....hihihihi
ReplyDeleterilek la dik.akak ni berat 45kg, tinggi 158, still dpt soklan "u pregnant ek?" mula2 dulu sentap. tp lps 3 kali beranak, x kuasa la heh nk sentap lg
ReplyDelete'But he is my husband! He is designed to make me feel better.'
ReplyDeletehaha, i like that one!
kurang asam betul la 3 mala'un tu.. xde insuran ke mulut dia? xpe beb. asal sehat sudah. heh. lame2 ilang la tu.
ReplyDeletexleh nak benchmark against heidi klum. dia ada personal trainer, diet orang jaga sume.x aci ah. (jeles sebenornye)
ReplyDeleteErr, hmm errr.. awak nk kawan dgn saya tak? Ngee
ReplyDeletePedulikan kata-kata mereka k? Bak kata Kano, mulut tade insurans. Haish.
-Wahida-
yang penting apa kata suami.
ReplyDeleteGemok pun cute ape? lol
ReplyDeleteKakak pun joint angkat tangan gak!!!
ReplyDeletehik hik hik
Am x gemuk pun.... ok jek... and i'm not designed to make u feel better kan. so, take my words. :)
ReplyDeleteailebiyu aimishyu.
Ok, mmg kena sentap. Ingat kita ni suka2 hati kot nak perut buncit free. Tak ada orang nak lah. People tend to be kepochi pasal orang. That's normal. Anggap je diorang caring terlebih. LOL.
ReplyDelete"cikgu,saya..saya"(sambil angkat tangan).aku boleh geng ngan ko sbb dah sethn lebih tak dapat lagi pre-preggy weight.persetankan as long hubby ok..heheheh....
ReplyDeleteto wahida-sila amik sket lemak tepu saya ni@kena gi main jauh2.hahahhahahahha
ReplyDeleteAlaaaaaaaaaaaa, kawan lah..
ReplyDelete(Perasan kurus tak tahan!)
Nanti Ninie pregnant, give birth dan kurus semula dalam masa 5 minggu, baru jangan kawan OK? LOL
Kak Lin: Tak acilah, akak mana ada jumpa AM pun lately. Heh.
ReplyDeleteNor'aini: Dah 3 anak tak apa. Hehe.
Rosealley: He is, kan? ;D
Kano: Heidi Klum buat lipo! (fitnah :P)
Wahida: Mana boleh tak peduli. Kata-kata kan lagi tajam dari pedang. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteFar: Betul ke Kin? Betul ke? Cantik bila berpakaian? ;D
Anon: Gemuk cute ke? Adalah orang gemuk yang cute tapi tak applicable to me.
Madulebah: Akak dah beranak ke belum ni?
Yatt: Ko tipulah, ko mana ada jumpa aku lately. Heh. Ailebiutu, take care you, mom to be!
ReplyDeleteWafaa: Kena sentap kan?
Linda: Jom jangan kawan Wahida. Hahaha.
Ninie: Ya, jika kurus lepas 5 minggu lepas beranak, confirm putus kawan. Haha! But you're a yoga instructor! Tak acilah! (alasan :P)
saya tak pernah pregnant dan belum pon pregnen..tapi badan mengalahkan orang sudah beraak tiga..dengan diri sendiri pun malu, apatah dgn lain. at least u are lucky coz having a good reason for being chubby..chill laaa:)
ReplyDeleteupss beraak?it is =beranak
ReplyDeleteIla: Kalau takde orang tegur, chill je. Ni sebab kena tegur. Hahahaha. Bagus juga kena tegur, reality check sikit ;D
ReplyDeleteAm, abaikan je org2 yg caring terlebih ni :D
ReplyDeleteTakperla..as long hubby cakap ok...kalau tak mmg sentap habis..!! hehe
ReplyDeleteMaria: Boleh eh abaikan? Haha.
ReplyDeleteAna: Still sentap. Heh.
ala...aku kurus. can i still join? hehe
ReplyDeleteKah kah Mazia buat statement dengan yakin!
ReplyDeletewish you good health
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