"Wow. So I'm not winning director. It's a funny thing about winning an Academy Award. This will always be synonymous with your name from here on end. It will be, 'Oscar winner George Clooney, sexiest man alive 1997, Batman, died today in a freak accident'."

— George Clooney, being his witty and super sexy self,
after winning his first Oscar for supporting actor in Syriana.