Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Mechanical Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marliza Yanti!

  1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Marliza Yanti.
  2. Marliza Yanti can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Marliza Yanti!
  4. The air around Marliza Yanti is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Marliza Yanti would protect them from evil spirits!
  6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Marliza Yanti.
  7. Marliza Yanti will often glow under UV light.
  8. The liquid inside Marliza Yanti can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  9. Marliza Yanti can not regurgitate.
  10. Marliza Yanti cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
I am interested in - do tell me about


Sekiranya berdasarkan tafsiran ini, Marliza Yanti merasakan diri sendiri macam best la pulak. Eheh. And super hot too (refer No.4). Teehee.

Sis, instant amusement indeed. Ngee.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

The day we bent it like Beckham. Well, almost.


"Don't freak out at what I have to say here. Believe me when I say this, and I say this with love - Stop thinking so much! Honestly, you spend so much time thinking about stuff that you never really do anything. You're all tied up in knots. Wouldn't it feel so good to just take action? Make something happen? Let it all out? Maybe it's not that complicated. Maybe, and this might seem weird coming from me, but maybe you just need to get out of your head."
Love, Your Body.

[Courtesy of nikewomen.com.my]


So I got out of my head dan hari ini, for the fun of it, telah pergi main futsal with the Srikandi(s). I had so so much fun. Amatlah seronok walaupun tak pandai mainpun. Pulak tu, asyik nak pass bola kat Nadwah je, asyik lupa je dia bukan team aku. Nadwah cute sangatlah, distraction, maka distraction macam ni kita perlu kekalkan dalam team untuk mengaburi pihak lawan, seperti mana kita akan kekalkan Ahlam untuk menggerunkan pihak lawan. Eheh. At least now I know yang aku takdelah tak boleh langsung tendang bola, dan taklah cepat sangat pancit. Moral: Jangan terlalu cepat melabel diri sendiri. Heh. Sangat seronok. Sangat banyak gelak. So much fun lah. Kawan-kawan Srikandi 959 yang belum dapat hadir, marilah kita ramaikan lagi geng next week. Serious sangat fun.




And BTW, atas arahan Deelart kepada semua kami yang berblog, di sini saya mahu mengiklankan bahawa: Marilah rakan-rakan Alumni SBP yang lain hantar team untuk Futsal Tournament yang dianjurkan bersama oleh Srikandi 937 & 948, on 26th March 06, at Rio de Futsal, Summit USJ. For more information, sila ke:

Friday, February 24, 2006

My current favourite IDOL!

9 Reasons Why Taylor Hicks Might Run Away With It
(Posted by The Colournine @ www.idolonfox.com)

1. People really miss Joe Cocker.

2. America is tired of skinny girls in tight clothes and they want more heavy guys with gray hair who look like math teachers.

3. America will choose Taylor just to humiliate Simon.

4. His name is fun to say. ("Taylor Hicks Taylor Hicks Taylor Hicks")

5. He has the strongest voice, lots of style, and that extra chin just doesn't matter.

6. He will make the older people watching feel like their lives aren't over just yet.

7. That guy who posts on the boards who used to be in a band with Taylor will vote for him 8000 times because he wants Taylor's fame to rub off on him.

8. He can play the harmonica.

9. He's not hideous like "Sway".

Be nice to the people you meet on your way up. You might meet them again on your way down.


Cranky mode: Apa kau ingat kau kuat? That replacement Makcik kaunter from BC pissed me off! Ooh mentang-mentang saya Chambie je, Makcik ingat senang-senang je Makcik boleh buli saya ye? Mentang-mentang saya lagi 7 bulan barula akan ada position dalam dunia ni. Haa?! Haa?! Okay walaupun literally Makcik tidak buli saya, technically by treating me with disrespect and kekerekan, eleh, with your kunun-kunun Mat Saleh slang (which did not impress me at all), Makcik telah buli saya. Makcik ingat Makcik best sangat aah jaga kaunter BC tu? I can tolerate clueless, lembab waiter, but disrespectful and kerek Makcik kaunter really really piss me off.

Ooh makcik letih eh? Reminder, makcik: Baru pukul 11! Wakey wakey, sleepy head. Ooh makcik ada masalah eh? Newsflash makcik, so do I, dan sume makhluk bernafas atas muka bumi ni! Ooh so I am the one yang tak tough? I am. I am just pissed. Ooh dalam hidup ni memang akan ada lagi manusia-manusia macam ni, tapi takpela, aku nak handle diorg ni one person at a time, and at this particular moment, aku nak membebel pasal this particular makcik. Kalau Makcik ni boss saya ke, seorang much respected Hakim ke, Makcik entitled la jugak nak buat saya macam ni. Tapi Makcik bukan, wahai Makcik.

Lagi tak best, sebab ibubapak aku dari kecik ajar aku Hormat Orang Lain Terutamanya Orang Yang Lebih Tua. Jadi walaupun I was treated sebegitu, aku senyum saja dan proceeded with apa yang sepatutnya. Takpe takpe. Kita bagi peluang sekali. Lagi sekali, silalah terima sekeping buah fikiran aku.

(Disclaimer: Artikel dikarang berdasarkan pengalaman pada hari ini dengan one particular Makcik kaunter, no bias or prejudice whatsoever towards other penjaga-penjaga kaunter)

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.



Yeay I have a sparkling good news! My darling friend, Mardzia, who is also my favourite breakfast partner, and also my (definitely most favourite) man, Daud, each got a job offer from AG’s Chamber!!! (Jabatan Peguam Negara that is, for those who are not familiar with it). They got the happy news yesterday, and although Daud was rather perplexed in the beginning, Mardzia was beaming the whole day yesterday, that I could not help but get the happy tempias. Aku kata dah, I knew both of you’d nail it. Alhamdulillah. I am so very proud of both of you :-)

Sunday, February 19, 2006

The mark of a true crush is that you fall in love first
and grope for reasons afterward.


It is one inerasable fact that I used to have a super huge crush on someone. I like to believe that having a crush is one inevitable phase in a girl’s life. Most of my friends have had (at least) one huge crush on someone. And at least my crush was someone real i.e. non-celebrity (besides Robbie Williams of course). Okay, gadis-gadis STF 959, I know most of you know who HE is (and where HE went to school), tapi mari kita diam-diam je ye. Ngee. Anyways, ehem, I did go out with HIM for a couple of times, and I am so so very glad that I did not pursue it further, sebab, aku percaya, seorang crush perlu dibiarkan menjadi crush sahaja, sampai bila2. Kalau tak, it will be like defeating its purpose (kunun-kunun ada purpose la). Once you pursue your crush, dah akan kenal dia, all the mystery and what we like to believe about him/her will vanish. He/she will be real. Hence no fun dahla. Get it? Get it tak? Ngee. Anyways (again), ehem, I am happy that we are both happy in our separate, happy lives. And, (though ridiculous this may seem) I want to thank HIM for giving me a normal girly-hood, or I would have been stuck at having crushes on girls - I was in an all girls’ school, remember? The best thing we had were Encik Jasmy, Pak Zul, Pak Said, Pak Yem (??!) Eww. But Pak Zul is pretty cute actually. Eheh.


I love the tv show Faking It. (Faking It is a transformational battle against the odds. Faker is plucked from their natural habitat and given four weeks to master a skill well enough to fool a group of expert judges). It is one of those shows that makes one realizes his/her full potential. You’ll never know what you can do until you really push yourself. Many people have been positively transformed (although it could be just another faked tv show trying to make good tv). A sweet kindergarten teacher to a stern personal bodyguard – A timid, simple photographer to a bubbly bikini model – A naïve choir girl to a rocking rock chick – A God-fearing Minister to a trendy care salesman – A manly navy officer to a daring drag queen – A gothic computer geek to a cheerful cheerleader - An introverted, dull, small town librarian to a sexy, bold Coyote girl – A classy classical cellist to a vivacious house DJ - I wonder, if I am plucked from my ‘natural habitat’, whom/what shall I be transformed into eh?


For the love of television, I enthusiastically did some entertaiment-related quizzes at Emode:

1. The Classic Star Wars Test
Marliza, you're Obi-Wan Kenobi ("If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.")

2. Who's Your Movie Star Double?
Marliza, your movie star double is Drew Barrymore!

3. Which That '70s Show Character Are You?
Marliza, you're like Donna!

4. Who's Your OC Crush?
Marliza, Your OC Crush is Seth!

5. The Celebrity Matchmaker
Dylan McDermott (the guy from The Practice)

6. Which Reality Show's Right for You?
American Idol (well the problem is: I can't sing)


CONFESSION: I am addicted to air suam. I am obsessed with the fact (that I created myself) that at least 2 mugs of air suam a day shall keep my resdung (if not bird flu) away :-)

Friday, February 17, 2006

Wildflowers don't require late nights at the office to grow.
Wildflowers grow strong and tall.
Wildflowers last late in the season, when other flowers have given up.
Are you a wildflower?


I’ve been having a writer’s block. That is if I could call myself a writer to begin with. But there are great deals of things to write about. Like (menyenaraikan Tajuk-Tajuk Utama): My love-hate war with KTMB commuter service - Me (and my other equally excited, but disappointed friends) missing the opportunity to watch the much admired PGL Musical Theatre - My first time of attending client meeting, which I consider as a tiny leap in my career advancement (kah kah, sure not?) - Me being praised for work well done :-) - A good book I am currently reading which is described by New York Times as the funniest serious novel ever. The thing is, it has shiny fluorescent cover, which gives it a camouflage as another enjoyable but pitiful chic lit, when it is a deep, witty novel. Don’t judge a book by its cover. Indeed. - He & I ignoring 14.2.2006 like it is just another ordinary day when the world went crazy over and/or because of it - My craving for good chocolate chip cookies - Dan banyak lagi topik utama yang sudah malas untuk disenaraikan (so much for writer’s block).

I shall leave you guys now (and get back to my work), but please watch this improper, merciless joke, which I find really funny (no offence to the original piece by Arthur Golden which I really really love). Enjoy :-)


Sunday, February 12, 2006

My (busy but) amazingly fun weekends (Picture Illustrated)


On Saturday, Ayin & I went to KLCC Park to join the STFOGA (my alma mater’s old girls association) reunion meeting. It was a pot luck picnic; Many generations of STFians came, the 1972 grads until the most recent batch of STF bred, 2005. There were quite a number of 959 girls, and I had a great time. They recorded a tribute video for the dinner; and we were asked questions like: Favourite teacher, favourite STFians’ phrase, favourite meals, favourite moments – all of which brought back sweet, good memories. So much fun.


1. The 959 girls and I.
2. Blast from my past – the girls looked great, and we had so much fun chatting and catching up.
3. Myself with pretty Ayin, and the ever joyful duo, Najmah and Hailwa.
4. The final activity of the day – enjoying good foods.



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Saturday night, went back to Shah Alam, and later went to Mazia’s new home in Damansara, for her housewarming kenduri doa selamat. We waited for a long while for the orang surau to come, but the wait was worthwhile. Mazia’s dad’s Nasi Briyani Kambing was delightfully yummy.



Myself, Jaja, Anis, Ana, Mazia and Naem; waiting patiently for the Nasi Briyani moment.



Today, my favourite girls and I celebrated Ana’s birthday at our much loved spot, Kedai Kopi. Happy belated birthday, Ana. We so love you!


1. My favourite girls and Ana - Ana looking pretty after the ambush.
2. Ana the birthday girl, all grown up and beautiful.
3. The 5 of us with the beautiful birthday girl. Dod and Far, we missed you lots!!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

My Alma Mater turned 50!




"Perempuan juga berhak berjuang kerana kedaulatan bangsa, kerajaan dan tanahair.
Kali ini, kalau Melaka tewas,
bererti anak cucu kita Melayu kemudian hari kelak akan jadi hamba"


- Serikandi Tun Fatimah -

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Tedious Random Thoughts


Stranded train: The train I took this morning got stranded in Kuang. We were trapped in the claustrophobic train for more than ½ hour but amazingly I am oblivious to the long wait, thanks to a very good book I was reading. We later had to wait at Kuang station, and it was already 20 minutes until my working hour will begin when the train finally arrived. I arrived late at the office today, although not fashionably.

A weird old man: No matter what time I arrive at my destination station, there will be an old man with white beard and long pony tailed hair sitting serenely with his checkered bag, on the exact same bench. Every day. He always seems to be thinking, and not waiting for the train. The thing is, he could easily pass as a Kung Fu master with his calm look and beard and ponytail. Teehee. Itu aje.

Why train? : A lot of people will go weird out when I told them I commute to work by train. Maybe because I used to drive back in my university years (cheh macam lama sangat je dah), which means that I have access to my parents’ cars. Why? Train is more relaxing. I need not worry about the traffic. I can sleep/read/termenung in the train. And money wise, it is much much wiser. However, there are undoubtedly the ‘why not (s)’: Train could get stranded (sure cars could too, but we would have control on the situation). Train could not be on schedule, and nothing there is we can do to amend it. Train could be crammed with smelly, inconsiderate people. And train could hurt your small feet with cracked heels if you are standing and wearing heeled shoes.

A good book: I am currently reading The Time Traveler’s Wife (by Audrey Niffeneger) and I am so loving it. Refreshingly romantic. Bizarre. But romantic. It is reviving what a good book can do. Time flies. The world fades.

Why pay more? : And proudly I must announce that I got my copy of the abovementioned internationally acclaimed novel for only RM 12. The retail price is RM 45.90 and I got it for only RM 12. How cool is that? And if you are concern, my copy is in a very very satisfying condition. I’d love to tell you where I got it tapi kalau ramai orang tau, nanti habis buku2 best kat situ. Haha. I believe anyone could guess anyway. Ask me, if you must.

Chivalry and Kindness: In the crammed train today (in which I was standing patiently), I saw one man stood up from his seat for an older woman. A younger man, seeing that, suddenly seemed uncomfortable in his seat, but remain seated anyway. Another man vacated his seat for a pregnant lady. A half-blind man (I know because I was memasang telinga) helped his blind friend to get a better place to stand. A girl chose not to sit after standing for a long time to give the vacant seat to a blind man.


Of being grateful:
This conversation I overheard between three blind men is a reminder for me to always be grateful:

Blind man 1: Aku kalau naik time sesak macam ni, selalu masuk je, jalan je terus sampai aku jumpa tiang.

Blind man 2: Kalau tak jumpa tiang?

Blind man 1: Sampai terlanggar orang lah baru stop. Kau kenal A & B kan? Hari tu A jalan dengan B, A relax je jalan tetibe B hilang. B sangkut terlanggar lori. Rupenye diorg masuk bawah lori, tapi A pendek so die lepas, tapi B tersangkut.

Blind man 2: Tongkat die takde ke?

Blind man 1: Ada. Tapi mana boleh rasa lori tu.

Blind man 3: Ak aah. Tu lah, macam kalau ada apa-apa halangan paras muka. Tongkat tu raba-raba kat bawah. Mana nak perasan. Tau-tau jatuh je.

Hence: Aren’t we grateful that we have no need for tongkat? Aren’t we grateful for our precious eyesight? Aren’t we grateful for simply being able?

Sunday, February 05, 2006

I’ve been tagged again. And this time is by my pet sis (back in STF), Sis Munirah. Here goes The Fours:



4 Jobs

I am not proud of myself; I am 24 in March 06 but I have only done 2 jobs, and even those I believe are not what most people would consider ‘real jobs’. Anyways, unless you could regard being a published writer (for few times before I have gotten bored with writing for magazine), or being a religious television addict, or a personal driver as being JOBS, then these are the 2 jobs I can humbly say I have done:
1. Attachment with A.M. K & A
2. ‘Reading in Chambers’ of H S & K


4 Movies I love

Not fair. I love a lot of movies. But my favourite 4 (the ones I could think of right now) are:
1. Serendipity
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. The Notebook
4. Bujang Lapok


4 Places I've lived

1. Sarawak
2. Pulau Pinang
3. Ipoh
4. Selangor


4 TV shows I love to watch

1. Oprah Winfrey Show (and other talk shows)
2. 30 minutes comedies
3. Award shows
4. Reality tv shows


4 Places I've been on vacation

1. Singapore
2. Thailand
3. Indonesia
4. Mekah & Madinah (I went there for Umrah, but we did go for some sight seeing)


4 Blogs I visit daily

1.
Ninie
2.
Anis
3.
Ayunique
4.
Sis Tini


4 Favorite foods

1. Any Chicken based meals
2. Cakes and puddings and kuih-muih Melayu
3. Our ‘Lala Heaven’ meals
4. Chocolate


4 Places I'd rather be

I am happy with where I am right now. But I must say that I’ll be happier if he is somewhere closer to me.


4 Albums I can't live without

Like Sis Munirah, I think I can live without albums, but these are the albums I love best:
1. Alanis Morisette’s Jagged Little Pill
2. OST of Ada Apa Dengan Cinta
3. Madonna’s Something To Remember
4. SO7’s Kisah Klasik Untuk Masa Depan


4 Vehicles I've owned

None. Basikal kira vehicle ke? Kalau ye, okay: Basikal.


4 Taggees

1.
Ayunique
2.
Ninie
3.
Zaianne
4.
Sareque


Everytime you go away
You take a piece of me with you


(It has only been 6 hours, but I so miss him already)

Saturday, February 04, 2006

I've been tagged (again!) by my darling friend, Ayunique (again!) on My Perfect Lover.


The rules are as follow :-

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game n leave a comment on their comments saying they've been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there's no need to post again.

My 'perfect lover' target: Male species.

1. My perfect lover accepts me and loves me for who I am, (who I was) and who I aspire to be - Anyone who can accept me and love me despite of my quirkiness dan perangai2 burukku is sure a catch.

2. My perfect lover is a God-fearing Muslim who believes in obliging Allah the Almighty and treating others well - One does not have to be a Mat Tabligh. I’d settle for someone who solats, perform the wajib (s) and the essential sunnah (s), and treat his parents very well.

3. My perfect lover shares my beliefs and values – the fundamental to a strong relationship.

4. My perfect lover is funny and witty – sense of humour is essential. I can’t stand people who don’t get Chandler’s jokes, or don’t understand why I so love Lorelai’s babblings, or simply people who can’t keep up with my silly antiques and ridiculous imaginations.

5. My perfect lover must be someone who can be my best friend – the one I can turn to, the one I can share everything with, and be myself with.

6. My perfect lover must be smart - By this I mean he must be wise (not merely bookishly clever, but street smart as well), confident, and it helps if he is pleasant to my eyes.

7. My perfect lover treats me like I deserve to be treated.

8. My perfect lover must be a perfect addition to my family – because my family is numero uno in my life. By this I mean, he must be similar in temperament (if not perfectly compatible) with my family, our values, and our traditions.


Next on my list are: (Beautiful people, consider yourselves tagged!)
1.
Dina a.k.a. Tootsie
2.
Ninie
3.
Yatie Kas
4.
Zaianne
5.
Azura
6.
Anis
7.
Jasmina
8.
Munyra

Thursday, February 02, 2006

“There’s more, too: I’m charmed by the fact that Jane has always displayed her emotions with childlike ease. When she’s sad she cries; when she’s happy she laughs; and she enjoys nothing more than to be surprised with wonderful gesture. In those moments, there’s an ageless innocence about her, and though surprise by definition is unexpected, for Jane, the memories of surprise can arouse the same excited feelings for years afterward. Sometimes when she’s daydreaming, I’ll ask her what she’s thinking of and she’ll suddenly begin speaking in giddy tones about something I’ve long forgotten.
This, I must say, has never ceased to amaze me.”



The above is one of many anecdotes Wilson Lewis has about her lovely wife, Jane, in my all time favourite love story, The Wedding (by Nicholas Sparks). I just have to write it down here because when I recited this to Daud, he thought that Jane really resemble me. Teehee. Anyway, I read this book again after answering the Book Survey, wanting to be reminded why I love this book so. What is it about this sequel to The Notebook, that after every few pages, tears would naturally spring to my eyes? Let’s just say that after reading it again for the umpteen times, I fell in love with Wilson Lewis and all his life, all over again.